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Sardarji Jokes

Sardar: why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving..

NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....
Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now, you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!

once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg.
desk: so you are coming for this post.
sardar ji: yes sir.
desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs?
sardarji: o ji its very simple.

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working,
he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO..

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM'' Note: Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister (PM) of INDIA

Sardar proposed a Girl . . . Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you' . . . Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR'.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt." And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED"

In an aptitude test question:River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar : liquid state.

One tourist asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister

What will a Sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!

Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sarder went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time,
haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses,
then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sarder?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.