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Why do u think I scrap u? Is it because I care? Or I miss u? Or I love u ? Or I need you? No! its becoz I need a person for justTIME PASS Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a braina sexy mouthnice smile.... but that is enough about me tell me how you are ? Teacher to Bunty:How old is your father? Bunty:As old as I am Teacher:How is that possible? Bunty: He became father only after I was born A Husband: There are only two thingsabout me that my wifedoesnt care about- (i)Everything I say and (ii)Everything I do