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Sardarji Jokes


In an aptitude test

question:River Kaveri is in which state?

Sardar : liquid state.





One tourist asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!




Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X




Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki




Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &

says - What a shit ?

"I read the whole book, too many character, no story

at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took

the Telephone Directory....




After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are

you a foreigner?




Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband

speaking............




Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Which year?

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR




Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister




Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister




What do you do when a Sarder throws a pin at you?

Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth




What do you do when a Sarder throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.




What will a Sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?

(he already has one and he wants one more..)

He takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!




Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.




How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear




Sarder went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sarder?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.